separation is natural: shake well

kelli r. parker's irregular, semi-coherent ramblings

no A/C? no problem.

August3

i’ve determined the taxis in boston are pretty consistently bad/goofy. many of them don’t know the city well so i often have to give them directions. i had one guy literally falling asleep at the wheel and he played David Guetta’s “Sexy Bitch” really loud to help him stay awake and not kill us both. Read the rest of this entry »

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on a vending spree

May24

sure, i like vending machine snacks as much as the next girl desperate for sustenance. my friend matthew baldwin is, as usual, taking things to an extreme and hilarious level. for his next trick he’s going to randomly consume and review every item in his office vending machine.

he’s only 8 posts in and, so far, the blog has made me LOL … a lot. from cashews to chewing gum, matthew’s writing is fresh and funny. the posts are short and include images and a cute rating system.

start at the journey’s beginning and enjoy! www.vendingspree.com

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funny illustrations

March9

153. Servants
tom gauld makes really great illos for the guardian newspaper. the cinderella one is one of my favorites.

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recently at DIA

January30

me: $15 to check a bag?! these airlines are nickel and diming us!

andy: no. it’s 100 times worse than that.

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