separation is natural: shake well

kelli r. parker's irregular, semi-coherent ramblings

hey restaurateurs …

July17

… don’t put on your website that you take reservations and, when i call, tell me you only do that for parties of 5 or more.

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the e is silent

January3

i hope 2010 brings back vowels:

  • flickr
  • tumblr
  • blubrry
  • pluggd
  • punk’d

yeah, i get it. all of the normal word URLs are taken. you can’t just go out and register www.iceberg.com, but you can register www.icebrrg.com. mashable had an article about it way back in 2007. yeah, i get it. web 2.0 and all that but really it’s just dumb and may actually be exacerbating our nation’s declining literacy. please stop it.

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unwelcome

November29

when i say “thank you” the proper response should be “you’re welcome.” saying “it’s my pleasure” is the only thing other than “you’re welcome” that comes close to being proper.

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flickr-ing

October27

sooo … my yahoo account got hacked a few months ago. to stem the tide of obnoxious sales messages being sent to my address book, i shut the account down. of course, now that sign-in doesn’t work for flickr.

i wrote to yahoo account services and explained the situation. they had me jumping through all kinds of hoops to verify the account belonged to me: name, email address, copy of government issued ID, birthdate, zip code, etc.. i faxed them the stupid questionnaire which was no help AT ALL since i apparently got one question wrong. i opened the account more than 10 years ago and i have no memory of the security settings required back then. yahoo doesn’t care.

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herding cats

July7


it’s a common stereotype that americans don’t know how to form a single-file line. remember when we all learned what the term “single file” meant? it was an elementary school technique for keeping a group of usually wayward children organized. i’ve noticed that, more often than not, as we get older many of us forget how to form a decent line.

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i am …

June29

cook   | dishwasher   | housekeeper   | barista   | valet   | chauffer   | personal assistant   | accountant   | florist   | concierge   | psychologist   | massage therapist   | sexual plaything

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PETA can go to hell

June18

the people for the ethical treatment of animals wants barack obama to “be more humane” with flies in the white house.

PETA Obama Fly-Swatting Story Creates Buzz

seriously?! with all of the other drama going on in the world right now, this is all these these people can focus on? booo! go away already!

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it’s not my job

March4

you know how sometimes people ask you to do things that you (a) have no interest in, (b) are not particularly good at and (c) would rather be taken care of my someone who knows what’s what? Read the rest of this entry »

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shoes off?

January3

i wear shoes most of my waking hours because it is more comfortable for me. if your carpet or flooring is so important to you that you don’t want it walked on, hang it on the wall, don’t spread it on the ground. i would never ever require a guest in my home to be uncomfortable just to protect my stuff. i think it’s rude.

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