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	<title>separation is natural: shake well</title>
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		<title>a palm tree withers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[goddamnit! it&#8217;s zero degrees outside. that&#8217;s up from the -4 we had overnight. the rest of the week&#8217;s forecast is all snow. this is fucking bullshit! I HATE IT SO MUCH! i&#8217;m remembering now why i couldn&#8217;t wait to get out of albany, new york (among a myriad of other reasons). i&#8217;m a palm tree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>an open letter to a narcissist i know</title>
		<link>http://kelliparker.com/blog/2010/12/15/an-open-letter-to-a-narcissist-i-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[dude, what the fuck?! i know you&#8217;re unhappy in your marriage. the earful i get about it every time we are in the same room makes it pretty clear how you feel about your home life. i understand that you situation is NOT what you wanted for your life. it&#8217;s tragic and uncomfortable and probably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>like &#8220;precious&#8221; but more sad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 16:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i had to watch &#8220;cloudy with a chance of meatballs&#8221; in 3D to get &#8220;for colored girls&#8221; outta my head. tyler perry may have redeemed his past cinematic coonery with his adaption of the ntozake shange&#8217;s play &#8220;for colored girls who have considered suicide when the rainbow is enuf.&#8221; it is a collection of 20 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>so not COMCASTIC</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[the man and i haven&#8217;t had a tv since we moved in august. something about finding just the right one, XMBC technology, etc &#8230; meanwhile, we had comcast come out to install the internet and tv. no problem with the &#8216;net but they wouldn&#8217;t do the tv installation without a tv in the room. stupid, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>september sabbatical</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kelli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m taking september off. the man and i are spending it in france. recharging the batteries and getting some creative inspiration. see you next month.]]></description>
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